[Chorus - Maxx] Ya my crew we on a mission Got that ice on with my fitbit Articuno with the Blizzard Sippin whiskey like its citrus Then it's time to get that business Catch these fuckers quickly Make it snow like it's Christmas Ya that's Team Mystic boi Ima make it cold for ya That's your gym my squad gon hold it for ya Ima catch em all for ya Keep it 151 for ya [Verse 1 - Maxx] The world it sucks and this game makes it better for me The gym is all mine and there's no one around that can take it from me I open the app and I see that it's crashing already on me Team Mystic make moves know the future we good like we Celebi Pack your bags kid we gon take a couple gyms Ridin round town girl this ain't no Netlfix & Chill Valor bois round the corner tap their phones just like savages Instinct they exist that's about all I can say for them ya Ya we be on some glacial shit Mystic holds it down know the game like we created it You wanna catch it now but you overcomplicated it Difference is a master knows that there's an art to taming it [Chorus - Maxx] Ya my crew we on a mission Got that ice on with my fitbit Articuno with the Blizzard Sippin whiskey like its citrus Then it's time to get that business Catch these fuckers quickly Make it snow like it's Christmas Ya that's Team Mystic boi Ima make it cold for ya That's your gym my squad gon hold it for ya Ima catch em all for ya Keep it 151 for ya [Verse 2 - Snow Tone] I been up since the shit dropped I been ridin' through the city all the Rattata are scared of me If I see your girl and I don't like her I'ma send her to Professor Willow If she got a fire blast I put her ass to bed like Hypno But she don't need no pillow Bitches call me Diglett cuz I drill it every time I hear em say go Cruisin' through your local park I'm listenin' I think I hear a Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap Pidgey tryna be a hero Woo My posse is lit like a Flareon Valor boys crossin' the street when they see us We know their weakness We play them mid games like we got kinesis We hard like a Steelix My Pokemon ready the gym is ahead and my CP is plenty Roll up to the deli my foes scatter out of there like they were Entei My shit legendary, my shit legendary, my shit legendary I live in a world full of Ashes and I think that they call me Gary [Chorus - Maxx] Ya my crew we on a mission Got that ice on with my fitbit Articuno with the Blizzard Sippin whiskey like its citrus Then it's time to get that business Catch these fuckers quickly Make it snow like it's Christmas Ya that's Team Mystic boi Ima make it cold for ya That's your gym my squad gon hold it for ya Ima catch em all for ya Keep it 151 for ya [Outro - Snow Tone] Ya we out here Team Mystic motherfucker If I see a Valor boi on my block that pussy ass bitch get wet I get out my Squirtle I get out my Poliwhirl I hit em with that watergun like brrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaa

Oh you think the Pokemon are your allies You merely caught them I was born with them [Chorus - Maxx] Where your ass was at the servers crashed I cried a thousand tears when Butterfree left Ash I would try to flex cuz Charizard was a douchebag Now I'm just a chill kid rollin with a Mystic pack Now I'm just a chill kid Now I'm just a chill boi Now I'm just a chill kid But I used to do this Pokemon shit for real look [Verse 1 - Maxx] This world needs a master Who knows everything there is to know I wanna be the very best I don't fuck with Yu Gi Oh We OG Pokeballers ya Know enough to teach a college ya Know your types you'll be sorry My Zubat just killed a Pinsir three times as strong as me You think the Pokemon World yours I was born in it I was tryna catch em all 'fore it was cool to do this shit You think you so hard you ain't seen Pikachu cry Catch em all catch em all fill the dex till we die My ex she ahead of me I'm catchin up Just got the candy to get an Arbok Smokin that grass and I'm coughin like Weezing So many options I feel like an Eevee Couple of skeletons I got revives Takin a hundred gyms city is mine They sleepin on me Pokeflutes are on deck Caught a few Weepinbells but no regrets Don't text me no hearts bitch Unless you tryna suck dick Pokemon ain't a hobby This shit is everything to me look [Chorus - Maxx] Where your ass was at the servers crashed I cried a thousand tears when Butterfree left Ash I would try to flex cuz Charizard was a douchebag Now I'm just a chill kid rollin with a Mystic pack Now I'm just a chill kid Now I'm just a chill boi Now I'm just a chill kid [Verse 2 - Mish] Bedlam in Goliath Beldum in my pocket Bibarel my slave it's in my Deoxys Bulbasaur fresh like I came from the market I'm the Zangoose and you just the Arbok I'm waiting in the tall grass by the Starbucks Pikachu in yellow I'm just getting started Squad go Spoink every day that's the fucking Instinct You so basic you like the hundreth fuckin Pidgey I have no woes I'm still runnin through the city I told you Machamp I think that's like number 60 I'm surrounded by all these motherfuckin Rattata They tryna find my secret but instead they catchin Unknown bruh I'm just tryna get away with my Hoothoot and my senorita I be workin overtime for she tried my soul like God Arceus that's preposterous how you all fuckin like you homogenous I'm mixed and I'm proud like a homunculus You down on your luck with no Farfetch'd Servers crashin every day I'm crashin every day I'm navigating through you all Like Lapras through the seawaves This ain't just a game if you don't agree get out my way I don't ask for permission to go I just jump the fucking gate Yung Attila the Exeggutor caught a Scyther on my way to the store Smokin on that chronic Oddish that loud obnoxious roll up as I find us some more Jiggly Wigglypuff puff and pass Charmander my throat Till that's the end of that I see that clear like a Venonant Foresight of the Ho-Oh oh just like Ash I caught my Paras in Paras Turn off the AR cuz I just see asses You braggin about her but I'm just embarrased Virgo but like a Taurus I'm fuckin savage I fought your Venusaur and it's fuckin cabbage I'm just sayin man [Bridge - Maxx] You can never do it like me Cuz I've been doin this shit my whole life Ooo look around you You're indistinguishable therefore replaceable Cuz you're afraid ah [Chorus - Maxx] Where your ass was at the servers crashed I cried a thousand tears when Butterfree left Ash I would try to flex cuz Charizard was a douchebag Now I'm just a chill kid rollin with a Mystic pack [Outro - Maxx] You suck at life ya You suck at life You suck at life ya You suck at life

[Verse 1 - Maxx] I can never tell If you're not answering my text Cuz you're tryna catch em Or you're with somebody else You say you were around You just popped a lucky egg But I opened up the Snapchat And saw you with your friend goddamn I looked all over Central Park for ya Even passed up a Bulbasaur for ya And when I went to the bar with ya I used up my lure so the Magnemite would come to ya Don't think that I'm not on to ya You play my feelings like a game But it hurts all the same When Poke-hearts break And I know what you don't say And I know what you don't say ya [Chorus - Maxx] Cold Hearts and Stardust Tears Lookin for something that may not be here Got the wisdom and experience But some reason the spark always disappears I'ma be alone forever Crystalized in an icy tomb I'ma be alone forever And that's that cold Team Mystic flow And everybody feels it [Verse 2 - Maxx] I can be your Ash and you can be my Misty Cuz when you are around I could catch 100 Pidgey And I wouldn't complain if my collection rate would wane I'd dismount my citibike and we'd walk and take the train I hope you feel my pain struck by a super effective attack I'm 4x weak to feelings like Onyx getting hit with grass Everything is toppling the brass tower collapsed but I'ma be the Entei and rise up from the ash ya [Chorus - Maxx] Cold Hearts and Stardust Tears Lookin for something that may not be here Got the wisdom and experience But some reason the spark always disappears I'ma be alone forever Crystalized in an icy tomb I'ma be alone forever And that's that cold Team Mystic flow And everybody feels it [Verse 3 - Snow Tone] Met her at a gym in Stuy Town and the lightning flashed I pray to Lugia that my app doesn't fucking crash Now I'm going in on that gym fingers movin fast I tap tap tap tap tap got a lot of HP so I know I'll last I remember when we took the A train all the way to Rockaway Caught a couple Magikarp it's feelings that I took away Moment that you took that dress off showed me your tattoo Right before you started ranting about how your guy treats you That's when I knew that's when I fell in love with you Put a bubble of protection round me like your name was Mew But a dedicated Pokemon Master don't settle down So I threw a tight ass curve ball and got out of Pallet Town I think about you sometimes more than I would like The other girls all wanna know who took away my flight Some come to me with HMs I got moves I can't forget They hit me with a reason and I counter Wobbuffet Love is like a Missingno you hear it's kinda bad If you're ok with the consequence it's magically sad Clone a hundred rare candies and boost yourself up to heights that you couldn't dream To only learn it's not what it seems Your level's high but all your stats are only just so so You had a chance to stop but now there's no where else to go You feel you maxed out all the options Then the game that you thought ran a certain way starts to glitch and freeze and break Blow on the cartridge blow on the cartridge Cuz this broken right it needs to get fixed or it's garbage But suddenly you realize that it's all the game you have And there is no starting over so you just live in the past [Bridge - Maxx] Cold nights and cigarettes Played a lot of games but you know it's different Ya you played me like Skitty then hit me like a Hitmonchan Before I know it I'm dead [Outro - Mish] She the Skitty to my Wailord she read my mind like a psychic she must be Gardevoir She played me like a Shuppet but still I say fuck it cuz I'm always surrounded by Luvdisc And there ain't no Pokemon Center, Super Potion or Revive that could do me better oh lord And I know I'll be alone forever we can change that together even Castform the weather oo ya

Welcome Darkness My only Friend [Intro- Maxx] This city lookin like it's Lavendar Town Lavendar Town All my ghost holdin all the gyms down I just popped a bottle poured myself a cosmo on the rocks I been feelin hollow like a Cubone with no mother - fuck [Bridge - Evgeni] I wanna be Onyx with you I never use protection but the only thing I catch are Pokemon I'm a sadomasochistic Mystic drifting through the city limits my phone's dead do you wanna be my incubator [Verse 1 - Maxx] Maybe I won't be a good parent But I've hatched like ten eggs Take back my virginity Make me a Pokemon master instead Change my name to Arceus to fit my God complex My Zubats and Pidgeys are chillin Accordin to Professor Willow All the Soundcloud rappers children never grew up Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton think we really give a fuck We know the world's fucked Make sure there's not a Caterpie left uncaught And I'ma save them all from the apocalypse [Chorus - Maxx] Feel like life is just the loneliest thing Or is it just The shittiest game Life is just the loneliest thing What do I do If I wanna start again [Verse 2 - Maxx] If you paranoid bout apps Go relocate to the tall grass This is a new era Sleepin on old heads like Snorlax This is our world We'll destroy it if we want to Three birds collide Apocalypse will come soon They say sharing Netflix passwords is a crime Hustlers chase Charizards on a citibike I sit back, relax, pop this incense just chill Catching everything I see till Articuno appears [Chorus - Maxx] Feel like life is just the loneliest thing Or is it just The shittiest game Life is just the loneliest thing What do I do If I wanna start again [Bridge - Brianna] Life is just the loneliest thing What do I do If I wanna start again [Outro - Evgeni] I wanna be Onyx with you I never use protection but the only thing I catch are Pokemon I'm a sadomasochistic Mystic drifting through the city limits my phone's dead do you wanna be my incubator Wasted my whole weekend Turning ceilings into floors Wasted all our feelings And now I think I'm out of those

[Intro] I just pulled up to the Chrysler But you know that there's a Scyther It's not gonna let me win that gym no So I'ma take it slow Cuz I know around the corner that those Instinct punks are on their phones ya And once they take it down Then Mystic go right in They tryna fish us out But we know how to swim It's a Magikarp story Cuz right before their eyes our team will start transforming go [Chorus] Rage like a Gyarados Hit em when the time is right Got a squad full of strategists Eyes open got that foresight ya I think it's raining in the city Raining down on our enemies tonight Hit that gym with my Gyarados Mystic eat these fools alive [Verse 1] We not enemies we rivals but a Mystic heart is cold We do not take shit lightly but we look calm as fuck on the exterior Don't forget that we're dangerous This cold world is changing us Dropping down the temperature Ice types on my camera No you didn't prepare enough Fuck your mom like Mr. MIme I'ma take the Chrysler gym Beef till the battery dies [Chorus] Rage like a Gyarados Hit em when the time is right Got a squad full of strategists Eyes open got that foresight ya I think it's raining in the city Raining down on our enemies tonight Hit that gym with my Gyarados Mystic eat these fools alive [Bridge] We're not gonna save the world (you were indifferent) Might as well just destroy it (so I just wanted to run) And it starts with ourselves (it's so fucking cold) We're not gonna save the world no Might as well be the ones to destroy it And it all starts it all starts with ourselves [Verse 2] And I don't wanna blame nobody But sometimes I just wonder why I'm in a city teeming with Milotic who Are all Sharpedo inside Now you see I'm above you (swimming down) Water type in the sky (dark cloud) None of these bitches love you (no they don't) They just love to get high (just) Goddamn it I'm so fucking sick of knowledge I know everything there is to know So when you talk to me I'm never listening I've heard it all before I may have missed a couple of things here and there But you missed out on your whole life So let that sink in Till you die [Chorus] Rage like a Gyarados Hit em when the time is right Got a squad full of strategists Eyes open got that foresight ya You fed me when I was just a little Magikarp Now I'm the monster before your eyes You didn't think that I'd become a Gyarados And ruin your fucking life [Outro] We're not gonna save the world And if you won't I will destroy it And it starts With you

[Narration - Jakob] Two teams both alike in dignity in fair Pokemon GO Where we lay our scene From forth the fatal teams of these two foes A pair of star crossed lovers lose their life Instincteo and Mystiquette [Act I - Anton & Allie] Instincteo: I take thee at thy word Call me but love And I will start a new account And henceforth never be called Instincteo Mystiquette: What art thou team that thou bescreached at night Art thou not Instinct of the lightning strike Instincteo: Neither my fair Butterfree if you will go with me Mystiquette: Thou knowst the mask of night Conceals Pikachu's blush on my cheek Instincteo: Mystiquette By yonder blessed Clefairy I vow that Skarmory knock down the Sudowoodo trees ya Mystiquette: O swear not by Clefairy Who's metronome changes Every second and varies Instincteo: I would go and find Mew Mystiquette: Do not swear Instincteo: I do Mystiquette: Although I joy in thee I have no joy contracting with your team Instincteo: Would you leave me so unsatisfied Mystiquette: What satisfaction can you have tonight Instincteo: That we leave our teams behind And journey into the night Together [Narration - Jakob] As the two birds rage in a battle of passions the fireworks display for all of the masses Moltres sits on his throne and watches. His fire engulfs the throne room setting some servants ablaze his anger is strong his anger has lust. The lust that the two birds will stop fighting and live till old age. [Act II - Anton & Allie] Mystiquette: Will thou be gone? It's not yet near day Twas the Hoothoot not the Pidgey crowed to send you away. Instincteo: It was Hoothoot my love I must run 'Fore the end of the night My instinct was right Mystiquette: It is Magneton He sends sparks to the sky Therefore stay Though need not be gone tonight Instincteo: I'll say yon grey is not morning's eye It is Voltorbs doing As he discharges Before our eyes If you have me die I will die Come death and welcome Mystiquette wills it so One kiss and I'll descent I'll be on my way and go Art thou gone my love Mystiquette: I must hear from thee Every hour Send your message Along with a Noctowl I'll be waiting Pen and paper in hand Tell me will we ever meet again [Narration - Jakob] We barge in on the lovers making oaths to each other. Mystiquette's cousin dead and Instincteo to blame Moltres sent him away never to return again. Articuno and Zapdos continue to rage as their strife is limitless in this virtual age. Blizzards and thunderbolts demolish the citizens below. As Moltres sits down pondering this foe. He understands that he does not have the valor to beat both. But choosing sides in this case could be dangerous on all fronts. The world at a standstill as the winds blow hard. What could happen to these lovers that hasn’t so far. [Final Act - Anton & Allie] Instincteo: Mystiquette I will lie with thee tonight. You and I will escape from sight Mystiquette: Like team rocket well go out with a bang Instincteo: Catching all the Pokemon Mystiquette: As best we can Instincteo: Together no one can stop us Mystiquette: The legendrary birds can continue their battles Instincteo: We’ll be real Pokemon trainers Mystiquette: We'll train all the Pokemon together Instincteo: We’ll go to Jhoto and be lost forever Mystiquette: Catch Pokemon no one know about yet Instincteo: We can create a whole new life together Mystiquette: We can-

[First Stanza - Maxx] Wishing upon a Jirachi Take my mind and my body From this world and Let me learn to Swim through Starry skies It's still early It's still early Maybe they won't See me fly I've always felt like I'm Happier high And there's nothing higher than the sky Ah ah ai Ah ah ai Ah ah ai Ahh [Second Stanza - Yev Visao] Staryu is it true? You just came out of the blue Im not on Mystic but i just wanna get to- Boom Oh no what i did do? I don't know anything except that this game is so fuckin cool Now I'm out my house, now I'm out my bed You know what they used to call me instead? Snorlax But now I'm Rapidash Everything that happened, happened so fast And I wonder How long can the pain last? Before you throw it in the trash This feels like Trubbish Yet it feels so good I'm traveling further into PGos hoods Cuz its the world all around us As it should I found my purpose I declare it was worth it The face of the danger My battery was near death How could I know I couldn't avoid it I hear if you die, you become a Pokemon So here's to life, even the broken ones